Day 6 — A stranger♣
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 / 12:46 AM
Dear Stranger in the blue,
I think my friends and I, Samuel in particular, would appreciate it if you stopped stalking him down. I mean, he ain't that pretty you know. He's really fat, he eats and farts a lot too.
You've given us quite a laugh over the past few months, seeing as how Samuel gets so pissed off whenever you're around.. I think Helen also wants a picture of you, for voodoo purposes or something. But that's all we want.
We'd appreciate if you let the fatboy stay ours.